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You know that you're being lied to when...

The train engineer says that "we'll be moving again in a few minutes."

The contracter says, "Two weeks."

The Mortgage broker says, "Trust me."

The Real Estate broker's lips move.

Anybody says, "To make a long story short."

The telemarketer says, "Can I have a minute of your time."

You say to your Dentist, "It's good to see you."

The Proctologist says, "You're looking good."

Your girlfriend says, "We can still be friends." 

The Mayor says, "We estimate this project will cost..."


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countfroggy
Jan. 20th, 2009 08:35 pm (UTC)
One of my favorite lines (repeated to me by two doctors last month);
"I've never seen that before, but I think I know what that is."
jellomarx
Jan. 20th, 2009 08:38 pm (UTC)
Oh God.

I sat on a train this morning. It was stopped between two stations. The engineer spoke and I knew he was lying.
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