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Spray Hair in a Can

 
I am Bald
Bald I am
 
That Bald-I-am!
That Bald-I-am!
I do not like that Bald-I-am!
 
Do you like 
spray hair in a can?
I do not like them, Bald-I-am.
I do not like
spray hair in a can.
 
Would you like this 
hair over there?
 
I would not like this 
hair over there.
It would make folks stop and stare
 
I do not like
combed over hair.
I want no one to stop and stare.
 
Would you try a new hair weave?
Look how nice it looks on Steve.  
 
I do not like that
look on Steve
To me it makes me 
want to heave.
I do not like to 
wear fake hair.
I do not like it when folks
stare.   
I do not like
spray hair in a can.
I do not like it, 
Bald-I-am.
 
Would you wear a hat
made of foil?
Surely your head would never
spoil.      
 
Not a hat made of foil
I’d rather drink cod liver oil.
Not even a weave.
It will make me heave.
I will not wear hair that is fake.
I want you please give me a break.
I do not like spray hair in a can.
I do not like them, Bald-I-am. 

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wastingmythyme
Feb. 5th, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
Very cute.I'm still smiling. I even got to see the rough draft.
jellomarx
Feb. 5th, 2009 06:38 pm (UTC)
I think that the rough draft was better.
wastingmythyme
Feb. 5th, 2009 08:31 pm (UTC)
So use it. Nothing wrong with collaboration. It sparks creativity. I may even take a stab at this myself. It's been awhile
jellomarx
Feb. 5th, 2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
Go for it. I'm going to befriend you so I can easily see your posts.
cathy_edgett
Feb. 5th, 2009 09:11 pm (UTC)
Clever indeed! :)
jellomarx
Feb. 5th, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
I have to give credit to wastingmythyme. She and I were going back and forth on facebook with Seuss like Banter and it got me going.
cathy_edgett
Feb. 5th, 2009 10:56 pm (UTC)
Great for the two of you!!
wastingmythyme
Feb. 7th, 2009 04:26 pm (UTC)
Thank you, but I will not be a party to this!
wastingmythyme
Feb. 7th, 2009 04:24 pm (UTC)
Awww shucks.
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