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Some of what is stated below is real.  some of it made up.  All of it fiction.

Sen. Jim DeMint of South Carolina, the only member of the senate to earn a perfect rating from the American Conservative Union, called President Obama “the world’s best salesman of socialism” on Friday in describing his prime time speech earlier this week.   He also wanted to know how many Socialists the President knew and what socialist meetings the President attended.

His remarks comes a day after Mike Huckabee told the conference of conservative activists that “the Union of American Socialist Republics is being born” with the president’s stimulus package.  Governor Sarah Palin added that she knew it to be true, because she could see it from her window.

John Bolton noted that CPAC was meeting on the 16th anniversary of the first attack on the World Trade Center. According to Bolton, because the Clinton administration failed to pay attention, there was another attack; yet today within the Obama administration one can barely hear the phrase "war on terror."   He further noted that nobody says "teapot dome" and "Tippy Canoe and Tyler too."

Republican favorite "Joe the Plumber," announced that he officially had is name changed to "Joe the Plumber."  He further announced that he will be selling a new line of clothing called "Joe the Plumber Pants."

 Cliff Kincaid, head of a conservative group Accuracy in Media, introduced Rep. Mike Pence (R-IN). Kincaid suggested that President Obama is a communist, then suggested Obama was not born in the United States — to which the crowd cheered wildly.   He also stated that the definition of Accuracy has been officially changed to whatever comes out of his mouth.



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wastingmythyme
Feb. 27th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC)
CPAC is a lot of hot air.

Yes indeed, Joe the plumber attended.H's a heavy weight. With Joe the plumber, having a book signing in DC,slated to last for 3 or 4 hours. He leaves after 55 min, selling 5 books. You almost feel sorry for the guy.

Jindel(in hiding since the GOP rebuttal Tues. and Palin(I still choke when I use her name) the last great hopes of the GOP did not show their faces.
Who did rear her (or his perhaps) ugly head was Anne Coulter.
Limbaugh is slated to make the closing statement.
Well boys and girls.......That sort of sum that up.
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jellomarx
Feb. 28th, 2009 05:29 pm (UTC)
But can you tell which is real, and which is Jello?
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