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Genesis- Cheney's Drunkenness

Cheney's Drunkenness

¶ And the sons of Cheney, that went forth of the ark, were Sean, and Bill O., and Karl: and Bill O. is the father of his own Legend.

These are the three sons of Cheney: and of them was the whole earth overspread. To spreadeth the Gospel according to Cheney.

¶ And Cheney began to be a husbandman, and he planted a vineyard, and dranketh plenty from thr Vineyard:

and he drank of the wine and sailethed the ark, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.

And Bill O., the father of His Own Legend, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without, whileth giggling.

And Sean and Karl took an enormous garment and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, because that is the only way to go in Neoconland, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. For surely they would have heaveth their cookies;

And Cheney awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.

And he said,
Cursed be His Own Legend;
a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
And he shall be forever burdened with a war on Christmas

And he said,
Blessed be the LORD God of Sean;
and He shall be to himself, the Arbiter of who is a great American

God shall enlarge Karl’s ego,
and he shall dwell in the tents of Sean;
Until Sean evicts him and Karl must then apply for Social Services
and His Own Legend shall be his servant.

And Cheney lived after the flood three hundred and fifty years. And he praiseth FEMA for how they handleth the flood.

And all the days of Cheney were nine hundred and fifty years: and he died.

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i
Mar. 13th, 2009 08:48 pm (UTC)
the last three words are my favorite.
jellomarx
Mar. 13th, 2009 08:49 pm (UTC)
The Bible got that part right.
rob_t_firefly
Mar. 13th, 2009 11:12 pm (UTC)
I prefer this to the traditional version.
wastingmythyme
Mar. 14th, 2009 04:45 pm (UTC)
You're on a roll. You should consider starting a new religion. You could call is Marx ism.You could have the book of Marx that you of course are writing as our holy bible.Those last three words mentioned by i could be the mantra. Then the group could move to Palmira NY and you could see the angel. Marxoni. Then the cult would be banished and we would travel around until we found Utah. Then we could kill some native americans. This sounds familiar. I think it was done already.

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