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Should the Government bail them out?

A small blurb appeared on page 23 of todays New York Times,

With all of the corporate bailouts going on, one as slipped by with little notice.   The U.S. Congress will be voting next week whether to give $1,000,000,000,000.00 to bail out heaven.
 
Last week God was subpoenaed to appear before a joint subcommittee of the Senate House of Representatives to show cause why 1) The Government should bail Heaven out; 2) Why Heaven has been a losing money consistently for over 5,000 years.
 
God pointed out that they are a licensed non-profit organization, fully dependant upon new membership.   The membership has diminished in recent years mostly due to a rival organization called the neocons.
 
Senator I.M A. Pompousass, from North Carolina vehemently reprimanded God for taking the corporate wings to the hearing.
 
Senator Hy percrite of Utah, suggested that Heaven loss its religious tax exemption, because they’ve recently sold their naming rights.  Heaven is now known as Exxon Heaven. 

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