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I'm sitting on the LIRR, and the woman opposite me is clipping her nails. Clearly there are better places for such an activity. It is like the old Steve Martin joke. A man sitting next to asks, "Do you mind if I smoke?". He relies, "No, do you mind if I fart?

I was in a casino in St. Marten, about 20 years ago. The woman next to me stuck her cigarette in my face. She claimed that there was "nowhere else that she could put it.". I told her that "I could suggest a place."

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cathy_edgett
Jul. 17th, 2009 04:25 pm (UTC)
LOL! Perfect!!
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