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You don't call, but, it's all right

What would happen if Bob Dylan truly found his Jewish roots. Don't Think Twice, It's All Right, might go like this:

It ain't no use to cutting off my hood, babe
like you did, before
It ain't no use to cutting off my hood, babe
This time, I’ll call the law
With your Whitefish swimming in your bathroom tub
And the spots that the cleaning lady forgot to scrub
They’ll never let me in the Yacht club
The children don’t call, but, it's all right

It’s forbidden to turn on your light, babe
On the Sabbath day
An’ It’s forbidden to turn on your light, babe
It’s not to dark to pray
Still I wish that on the Holidays, I could have a taste
Of some red wine that doesn’t smell like paste
It brings to mind Industrial waste
The children don’t call, but, it's all right

Oy, have we found a girl for you, son
That Aunt Molly will approve
Oy, have we found a girl, for you, son
And don’t you worry, some weight she will remove
Such a Wedding and a Party we’re going to make
I hope that she leaves some of the Wedding Cake
We’ll serve dairy, so she can have her Milk Shake
The children don’t call, but, it's all right

So why don’t you come for a visit, son
Not for me, but for your mom
I don’t get any mail from you, son
You know that I can’t read dot.com
We just want to look at your face
Bring the girl, would that be a disgrace
We’re serving Schmaltz, just in case
You don’t call, but, it's all right

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cathy_edgett
Aug. 11th, 2009 02:51 pm (UTC)
Once again, your creativity strikes.

You should send it to him. Maybe he'll record it.
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