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My Favorite Things

Old men in speedos, and laps girls can't fit in
trim gray goatees, covering a spare chins\
Hair rapped around the head, like an old string
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored front teeth, and bottles of ex lax
Odd Smells and Bad Spells, and problems with Death Tax
Plumber's pants that show off your underwear stings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in short dresses, for whom you buy Beers
Strange hairs that grows from your nose and your ears
Your old friends have changed they are voting right wing
These are a few of my favorite things

When the wife yells
When you in law sings
When stripes don't go with plaid
I simply remember my favorite things
Then I don't feel so Bad.

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cathy_edgett
Mar. 15th, 2011 04:41 pm (UTC)
Great one! A smile for the day!
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