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Me and Shlomo down by the Shul Yard

The Morty the Mohel took out his blade, and he started the circumcision
When the child found out, he began to shout, “ma please no incision”
It's Talmudic law, it was Talmudic law
Yes the Bubbe swore, it was Talmudic law

The mama came down and passed out the wine and sliced up the bread in sections.
The papa said “oy, that’s my baby boy.
Please, Rabbi, don’t leave an infection.”
Well someone’s gonna pay, It hadn’t started growin'
Someone’s gonna pay, they’re giving me wine, but it tastes too sweet

Goodbye to Esther, the queen of Yeshiva
See you, me and Shlomo down by the Shul yard
See you, me and Shlomo down by the Shul yard

In a couple of days they're gonna take me to pray
But it still hurts when I take a leak
Now they bake without Yeast, every Passover Feast
What holiday is it next week
And I'm gonna pray, I don't know what I'm sayin'
I'm gonna pray, I'm drinkin the wine, and there’s too much to eat,

Goodbye to Esther, the queen of Yeshiva
See you, me and Shlomo down by the Shul yard
See you, me and Shlomo down by the Shul yard
See you, me and Shlomo down by the Shul yard

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gushgush
May. 7th, 2011 02:34 pm (UTC)
good one!
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