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Congressman Flash

If he were a Republican, I would have posted a song. so in the spirit of Fair Play, to the tune of Jumping Jack Flash:


I won my first big campaign
I blew it all, and why I can’t explain,
But I won’t quit now, because, I’m an ass!
But I won’t quit. I'm Congressman Flash,
I’m an ass! Ass! Ass!

I had The Mayoral in the bag.
When I Tweeted my Weiner caused a snag,
But I won’t quit now, because, I’m an ass!
But I won’t quit. I'm Congressman Flash,
I’m an ass! Ass! Ass!

I was caught, My privates in a spread.
I’m not hung, like the greatest Thoroughbred
I had hoped, this would get me a little head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Now my career is more than likely dead.
But I won’t quit now, because, I’m an ass!
But I won't quit. I'm Congressman Flash,
I’m an ass! Ass! Ass!

Congressman Flash, I’m an ass
Congressman Flash, I’m an ass
Congressman Flash, I’m an ass
Congressman Flash, I’m an ass

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cathy_edgett
Jun. 8th, 2011 02:59 pm (UTC)
Great one! He is an ass. :)
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