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The Heidi Fleiss Variety Hour

NBC recently anounced that in their Fall schedule, they will be returning to an old format, The Variety Show. On Wednesday Night at 9:00PM they will air "The Heidi Fleiss Variety Hour." Here's Heidi with a little preview.

(To the tune of King of the Road)

Sailors help pay the rent
Average night...fifty gents.
No pride, no fret, no sweats
I’ve laid the New York Mets
Ah, but..two hours he’ll be a groom
What I gave him, does spell doom
I'm a girl of elites and no streets
Queen of the load.

Third apartment, call me Jane
Extra money gets Champaign.
Take off your suits and shoes,
For ten bucks we could Schmooze,
They all think that I’m profound
But, I just sleep around
I'm a girl of elites and no streets
Queen of the load.

I know every man without a brain
Pay me extra, I’ll bring a Great Dane
If the monies right, I’ll be a clown
I’m on the clock, A short trip to Bangkok.
Would you want to wear a gown?

I sing,
Sailors help pay the rent
Average night...fifty gents.
No pride, no fret, no sweats
I’ve laid the New York Mets
Ah, but..two hours he’ll be a groom
What I gave him, does spell doom
I'm a girl of elites and no streets
Queen of the load.

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