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Pat Robertson's song

We suspect that those who complain the loudest are hiding something. Recently discovered was this rare musical number sung by Pat Robertson, to the tune of Cabaret.

What good is blaming no one for your gloom
There’s always the Jews and Gays
They’ve caused rot, decay, and scum
Come see the rot and decay

With gay marriage permitting
Two brides or two grooms
Hey Mac, try a Gal today
They’ve caused rot, decay, and scum
Come see the rot and decay

Morality declines
When sex is by hand
Much too much porn
Jews celebrating
Look this way
There’s two men dating.

Stop now committing
Your sins in chat rooms
Go back to your Chevrolet
God will punish the Jew and Gay
They’ve caused rot, decay, and scum
Come see the rot and decay

I used to have a crush on a guy named Kelsey
Together we defiled a cow named Elsie

She wasn’t difficult to overpower
You only had to treat her to happy hour

The day he left the neighbors all did bicker
One said, “You should have stayed with that horse named Flicka.”

But I was afraid of something unforeseen
Like what happened to that famous Russian Queen.

I think of Flicka to this very day
I remember how he’d look at me and bray
What good is blaming no one for your gloom
There’s always the Jews and Gays
They’ve caused urban decay, and scum
Come see the rot and decay

As you can see
I’m going back to Kelsey
Together we can both find Elsie

So start by committing
Some sins in costume
Blame them on Jews and Gays
What good is blaming no one for your gloom
There’s always the Jews and Gays
You’ll cause some rot, decay, and scum
Come see the rot and decay

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