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Heather's diary entry the morning after

 

Dear Diary:

I met a guy last night. He’s different than all of the others. Not College educated, but very bright. He’s a Carpenter. A little too thin for my tastes and his beard needs a trim.

We didn’t have sex. Wouldn’t you know it he didn’t have a rubber. Only an old sheepskin! Yucky! Who knows where that’s been!


He seems to do a lot of charity work. He left me his business card.


JESUS CHRIST

Healing Cripples

Raising from the Dead

 

He talked a lot about his father. I want to meet this guy. He said that it could be arranged.

I’m worried about his relationship with his mother. He thinks that she’s a virgin. I guess all Jewish men think that. He seemed well adjusted for an only child.

I was upset that he suddenly left. Something about visiting Lepers. He did say that he’d return in three days. I hope that he showers.

It’s funny the card has no telephone number. I called information they gave me the number of his Aunt, 666-1212. I think that it’s his Aunt. The listing was Auntie Christ. I called and a man said that he’d give me the number if I traded my soul. I’ll think about it.

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