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TO THE TUNE OF GILLIGAN'S ISLE.

JUST SIT RIGHT DOWN AND YOU'LL HEAR A TALE.
A TALE OF A SHOPPING TRIP
THAT STARTED ON A LONG ISLAND SHORE
TO A MANHASSET STRIP.

MY WIFE WAS A MIGHTY SHOPPING GIRL
.FOUND DISCOUNTS NEAR AND FAR
SIX PASSENGERS PACKED THE PORSCHE THAT DAY,
IN A TWO SEATER CAR. A TWO SEATER CAR.

THE PAVEMENT STARTED GETTING ROUGH
.THE GEFILTE FISH WAS TOSSED.
IF NOT FOR THE COURAGE OF MY FEARLESS WIFE,
THE COUPONS WOULD BE LOST.THE COUPONS WOULD BE LOST

THE GROUP STARTED OUT ON A TOUR OF LOEHMAN'S DISCOUNT AISLE.
WITH MIRIAM, THE MESHUGANE TOO, THE CPA AND HIS WIFE,
THE YENTA CEIL, THE MEESKITE AND THE RABBI'S KID,
HERE ON THE MIRACLE MILE.

TO THE TUNE OF THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES
Com’n listen to a story ‘bout a man named Irv.
A poor Jewish husband, rarely got what he deserved
Then one day he was praying at the shu
lHe got up and left for a dish of Chinese food.

Moo Goo Gai Pan that is, Hoisin Sauce, Pork

The first thing you know ole’ Irv hasn’t got a Prayer
rHaddassah said, “We will expel your wife Claire.
”Said “The Reformed is the place you ought to be,
”So they loaded up the Audi, and they left the Nevele.

Catskills, that was, Kosher Delis, Pastrami

To the Tune of the Adam's Family Theme song.

They're kosher and observing ,
Their kid his name is Irving
He dates a girl they find disturbing
The Goldberg Family.

He could have been a surgeon
In the tub there swims a sturgeon
They’re daughter’s not a virgin
The Goldberg Family.

(Oy ) (Vey ) (Iz Mir)

So get a bagel to put your lox on
Manichewitz with the rocks on
Make Sure you have clean socks on
The Goldberg Family.

To the Tune of The Brady Bunch

Here's the story of a blue haired lady
Who was living along Miami Beach
She had twelve cats and a brother
And fed the same to each.

Here's the story, of a my old Zayde
Who was on the Beach with one room of his own
He moved there for the weather,
when he left Bayonne .

Till the one day when my Zayde met this Shikse
And they he took her out for a Ten A.M. lunch,
The Cats are now part of our family.
That's the why we now have ham for Sunday Brunch.
For Sunday Brunch,

That's the why we have ham for Sunday Brunch.
For Sunday Brunch

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