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Bullwinkle Arrested

Frostbite Falls, Minnesota. In an unusual interpretation of the Law, beloved actor Bullwinkle J. Moose was charged today with Statutory rape. The former two term mayor of neighboring Mooselvania has been rumored to be depressed since the tragic death of his long term companion, Rocket T. Squirrel. Squirrel was mysteriously run over by a steamroller last month.

Moose, after having received an honorary Moosters Degree from Whasamatta U, joined the Bull Moose Party soon afterward. As a member of the party he was best known for his union busting activities. In 1967 after years of trying, he finally broke Local 12, the Villains, Thieves and Scoundrels Union.

When reached for comment, Moose’s long time nemeses, Boris Badanov, said “I finally have Moose where I want him. This is more than a mere Moosedemeanor.”

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