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Meatloaf endorses Romney

Not wanting to be omitted from the recent string of Rock and Roll endorsements, Meatloaf yesterday endorsed Mitt Romney. The Romney camp was very excited about this surprising endorsement. “We’ve been trailing in the recent polls among overweight, sweaty, has been stars. This makes up for the recent Brian Wilson endorsement of Eugene McCarthy.” An anonymous Romney spokesman said.

Wilson said that he was “unaware that McCarthy died in 2005,” but that that would not affect his endorsement. “Many great things have been done by the deceased.” Stated Wilson

Meatloaf, whose real name in Michael Lee Aday is the latest Rock and Roller to endorse a political candidate. Bruce Springsteen has been touring the country for President Obama. Ted Nugent recently endorsed Benito Mussolini.

Mitt Romney has in recent days met with Leif Garrett, and David and Shaun Cassidy trying to secure that all important group of women who belong to “The seventies teeny bopper fan club.”

This entire election may just hinge on the long awaited endorsement of David Soul.

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