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Heather's Diary in the Twilight Zone

You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. That's a signpost up ahead: your next stop: the Twilight Zone! 

Submitted for your approval.   Heather, a very simple girl has discovered a most unusual Tavern.  A Tavern whose clientele are some of histories most celebrated and sometimes most notorious people.  A tavern in the Twilight Zone!  

Heather also writes down all of her thoughts and experiences in a diary.    This diary may someday have great historical value.    This diary of history in Twilight Zone!

Dear Diary:

I went back to that bar to find Jesus.  He wasn't there.   I met lots of men.

They must have been having a costume party, because everyone dressed funny.  There was George, with all the powder in his hair and the bad teeth.  There was that funny little fat man, Benjamin.  He ran off early to go to bed.  There was Adam,  I can't believe that that little leaf covered everything.  His poor wife!

I ended up hooking up with a very tall man in a large funny hat, named Abe.   He was telling me about splitting rails.   I think that this was dirty talk for something so I played along.

We got back to my house and he kept talking about freeing the slaves.   I let him know in no uncertain terms that there will be nothing kinky going on here!

I guess he understood.   I think that there was something wrong with him, because although we only did it once, he kept saying "Four Score."

Then he had to rush off.  Something about Theater Tickets.  I'm  not going to see him again.

 

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