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"Damn 17 years just flew by.  If I don't get at least 20 years,  I'm useless for the entire century.

 

"I'm really horny,  17 years without sex,  it's like being married.   Hey there's a hot bug.  Whoops,  sorry mac.   Hey,  I said that I was sorry.  You try sleeping for 17 years,  I'll bet that you think that you're an insect when you first look in the mirror too.  That'll leave a welt."

 

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