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CHAPTER 8

WE SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO THE MAYANS OR MAYBE THE AZTECS OR WAS IT THE INCAS.

In the middle of all these strange events it was revealed that the Mayans had predicted the end of the world.   People panicked, after all, how often had you known the Mayans to be wrong.    Oh, there was that time that they predicted the 1962 Mets to will the World Series.   But, that had been written off to that famous Mayan Sense of humor.

What wasn't revealed was the translation of the contemporaneous Aztec revelation.  On a wall of a cave in an Aztec Community outside of Cleveland was Aztec writing, along with a picture of Dogs playing poker.  The writing was finally translated, in  July 2016, by the only known person still fluent in Aztec,  Dr. Stephen Daly, JD, PHD, DD, BS  of the online College for Aztech studies, which said, "All Mayans are full of shit.   Only Aztecs know when the world will end, and we are not telling"

This coupled with the Aztec unquestioned credibility, having predicted the breakup of  The Beatles, in that famous Aztec prediction "Moptops break up due to tome deaf wives."

Had the Aztec prediction been known, would Trump have succeeded in convincing the electorate that only he can save the world?  Would Israel have conveniently forgotten to leave those bread crumbs that they had promised to leave?  Would the Bay City Rollers have reunited?

I doubt it.







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