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At Home with the Cheneys

 Lynne:  Dick is that you?

Dick:  Mumble, Mumble, Mumble.

Lynne: Good news your approval rating hit double figures today.

Dick: Mumble, Mumble, Mumble, weapons of mass destruction!

Lynne:  I had the television repairman in today.  He fixed all the sets so all they get is Fox News and reruns of the Dukes of Hazard.

Dick: Mumble, Mumble, Mumble,  Saddam met with Al-Qaeda.

Lynne:  Oh look dear,  Ann Coulter is on with Sean Hannity tonight.  That should bring a smile to your face.  Why don't we invite Scooter over to watch it?  You know how happy Ann makes him.  This is what those Democrats don't understand how the views of Ann balance out Sean's more radical side.

Dick: Mumble, Mumble, Mumble.  Al-Qaeda wants the Democrats.

Lynne: I know dear.  You keep telling them they're bound to listen.  Dinner will be ready soon, do you want to go outside and shoot an Attorney?

Dick: Mumble, Mumble, Mumble.   Water-boarding is legal.

Lynne: I know dear.   Oh by the way, did you see the new children's book that I wrote.   It's a pop-up book about our time in office.  Look at this page, you can almost feel the water going into the prisoner's mouth.  On the next page he gives up the whereabouts of Edward Kennedy.  Isn't that wonderful for children?

Dick: Mumble, Mumble, Mumble.

Lynne: Oh, it's so good to see you smile!

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