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Stupid Question Day

I must have missed the announcement, but apparently today has been proclaimed Stupid Question Day.

You can't ask why they proclaimed such a holiday.  That would not qualify as a stupid question.

Go ahead ask your spouse while he or she are watching television,  "What are you doing?"

Students, go ahead and ask the teacher, "Aren't you going to give us any homework?"

Commuters ask the person standing under the sign that says "Pennsylvania Station," "Is this Penn Station?"

I realized that today was stupid question day, by virtue of the first few telephone calls/e mails that I received today.


1) Why has my down payment check not cleared?  On the surface not a stupid question,  but when you take into account the fact that the check wasn't written to me, it becomes a stupid question;

2)  Do I have to sign and return these documents that say sign and return?

My favorite stupid question is,  "How come this didn't happen to my friend?"   Invariably it turns out that I never met the friend, his/her matter was in another jurisdiction and was not at all similar to this transaction.

How about,  "When will he return your call?"

Here's a good one,  "Why did so and so tell me differently?"   I don't even know so and so.

So today is officially stupid question day.  Ask me any stupid question.  I'll answer tomorrow on Sarcastic Answer Day!

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