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Sarcastic Answer Day

As was previously discussed in this journal  yesterday was "Stupid Question Day."  It's the day when all the Vilage Idiots rejoice and everyone else must bite their tongues.    

Today, however is a day of revelry.  Let there be dancing in the streets,   Today is "Sarcastic Answer Day."

You ask what happens on Sarcastic Answer Day.   No, no, no, you can't ask that question.  It's clearly a stupid question.  I am now allowed to respond.

 My response would be something like this.  "Well when a mental titan like yourself has the temerity to ask a question like that,  I get to respond in a way that shows that your reputation is well earned."
 
You've just left this dolt dumbfounded.   He may even think that he was complemented.  

Just beware he may soon be told that he was insulted.  He can respond next Tuesday,  the only way that he knows how.  Remember next Tuesday is "Punch a Smart Ass in the Nose Day!"

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