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The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

Today while waiting for the train I was standing next to a Spoker.  What is a Spoker?  That is a smoker who also spits.

There are many disgusting habits that people do in public.  Listed below are just a few of them.

1) The Smoker;

2) The Spitter (Combined with the smoker, becomes the S
poker);

3) The Picker (Combined with the Smoker becomes the Smicker;  Combined with the Spitter, becomes the Spickster);

4) The Clipper (Nail) (Combined with the Smoker, becomes the Cloker;  Combined with the Spitter, becomes the Slipper; Combined with the Picker, becomes the
Pipper);

5)
The Cougher (Never covers his mouth)(Becomes  the Smougher, the Copitter, the
Coucker, and the Coupper)';

6)
The Farter (Becomes the Famoker, the Fapitter, the Ficker, The Flipper or the
Carter.)

What happens when someone has three of these charming characteristics? Have you ever met a Flipspitter;  How about the infamous
Clogharter.

What about four of more characteristics? They're called Republicans
. Postscript: I'm now on the train on my way home. I left the seat next to the off tune gospel singer only to sit near the drunken dude callers. These are two guys who will never get a date, who are louder than a Who concert, which every third word is dude. I just counted 6 f-@$kins in a sentence.

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