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Mother Marx for Vice President


I love my mother, and I think that she'd make an great Vice President.  You judge for yourself, here is her resume as compared to Sarah Palin.

NAME: Sarah Heath Palin                         

AGE-BIRTH DATE-LOCATION: 44; born Feb. 11, 1964; Sandpoint, Idaho.

 EXPERIENCE:  Worked as sports reporter for two Anchorage television stations; owned with her husband a snowmobile, watercraft, ATV business from 1994-97. Husband is a North Slope oil field worker.  Alaska governor since December 2006; unsuccessful run for Republican nomination for lieutenant governor in 2002; chairwoman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 2003-2004; served two terms as Wasilla mayor and two terms on city council.

EDUCATION: Graduated University of Idaho, 1987, journalism.

FAMILY: Husband, Todd; five children.

Foreign Policy Experience: Can see Russia from her window

 

Miscellaneous: Believes Creationism should be taught in the public schools

Watches Fox News

Hockey Mom

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NAME: Mother Marx

AGE- It’s not polite to say, but somewhat older; Bronx, New York

Experience: Worked in Husbands Sporting Goods Store; Worked in New York City Public School System; Director of Two very successful charitable organizations. Currently retired.

Education: Graduated from Highly accredited University in the New York Metropolitan are, after raising 3 children

Family: Husband Father Marx,deceased; three children.

Foreign Policy Experience: Can’t see Russia from her window, but has visited Russia. Can see Queens from her window. Queens has many Russians.

Miscellaneous: Believes Science and Math should be taught in the public schools

Reads the New York Times

Baseball and Hockey Mom


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cathy_edgett
Sep. 15th, 2008 02:07 am (UTC)
I vote for your mom!!
jellomarx
Sep. 15th, 2008 02:13 am (UTC)
She said "If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."
cathy_edgett
Sep. 15th, 2008 03:59 am (UTC)
LOL!! I agree. Why would anyone to have their life so scrutinized and questioned. It is a job that makes no sense. I think you have to be crazy to want it, and therein the problem with those who run. :)

Your mom sounds great!!
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jellomarx
Sep. 15th, 2008 10:16 am (UTC)
But my mom can see Queens. Queens is the most ethnically diverse county in the country. If she were a Republican, which thankfully she is not, she would have greater qualifications then Sister Sarah.
crabbedage
Sep. 15th, 2008 01:15 pm (UTC)
I would vote for your mom. *grins*
jellomarx
Sep. 15th, 2008 01:23 pm (UTC)
I may have to convince her to run.
countfroggy
Sep. 15th, 2008 03:05 pm (UTC)
Go Mom!!!

(Bubbie yet?)
jellomarx
Sep. 15th, 2008 06:51 pm (UTC)
Three times
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