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Monkey Business

This reporter has recently learned that in addition to being arrested and charged with public lewdness at the Minneapolis Airport, Senator Larry Craig was charged with public lewdness at the Minneapolis Zoo.

It was revealed that upon leaving the Police station a distraught Senator Craig immediately went to the Minneapolis Zoo where witnesses say he waved a pealed banana at a Chimpanzee. This is common practice in the animal kingdom when one Chimpanzee wants to have homosexual relations with another Chimpanzee.

The Primate, known as Bingo, was working as an undercover Chimp, with the Minneapolis Police.

Witnesses described the banana as not very large, soft and mushy.

Senator Craig when reached for a comment, denied that his intent was anything more than offering the Chimp something to eat. He further added, sometimes a banana is just a banana.

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jellomarx
Sep. 26th, 2008 01:34 am (UTC)
i've been thinking about how to write about him for a long time. It suddenly came to me.
wibblywobbly
Sep. 26th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
Senator Craig also blamed the media, specifically the New York times for "vicious lies"
jellomarx
Sep. 26th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
I have reliable information that this is all innuendo.
psunach
Sep. 26th, 2008 01:12 pm (UTC)
Heard Craig was charged with APE in the 1st degree for the episode at the zoo. It was supposed to throw a monkey wrench into his remaining in office.
jellomarx
Sep. 26th, 2008 01:14 pm (UTC)
WONDERFUL!
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