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Walter Cronkite: A chance meeting in heaven, between two historical giants and You Are There.

David: Hey Mike, can I talk to you for a minute?
Michelangelo: The name isn’t Mike, it’s Michelangelo.
David: Well, I have a small bone to pick with you.
Michelangelo: Small bone. You’ve said a mouthful. Maybe I’ve overstated that.
David: Why did you have to depict me that way.
Michelangelo: It was based upon the well accepted character traits of your people.
David: Camel Shit! Have you been in the locker room with Samson?
Michelangelo: No, I haven’t had the pleasure.
David: Do you know what it’s been like all of these years. Living with Bathsheba was never a picnic to begin with. And, every time that I see Goliath, he calls me tiny. If they would only give me back my slingshot, I’d show him again.

Suddenly a tall striking figure in a cowboy hat walks in.
John Wayne: You didn’t kill Goliath , Think back Pilgrim. Cold blooded murder, but I can live with it. Bathsheba’s happy she wanted you alive
David: Wow that’s from The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance. I love that flick. Your looking for Jimmy Stewart, he’s down the hall.
John Wayne: Good Luck, Pilgrim.

Michelangelo: Anyway, there’s nothing that I can do about it now. This is Heaven, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

Cronkite: What sort of day was it? A day like all days, filled with those events that alter and illuminate our times... and you were there.

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