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West Story Scene 2 Maverick

The Maverick realizes he can win the nomination.

If you missed Scene 1, here is the connection.

http://jellomarx.livejournal.com/81406.html

To the tune of "Something's Coming."

 

MAVERICK


My Time!
Right now
Rudy’s act just will not play;
The Right will stay away,
Soon as he shows.
The New York Elitism in his eye,
swat him like a fly,
He the first one that goes!

My Time?
Huckabee's way out of touch,
Independents don’t like him much,
He’ll fall for free.
I got a feeling it’ll come down to two,
My time is due,
West Wing’s waiting for me!

My time? Yes, it could.
Thompson's droning, he’s stiff as wood,
I’ll be at the gate!
Thompson’s droning, and he’s in show biz,
He’ll just fizz
The others don’t rate!

When they vote, I’m a lock,
got a tingle, Paul’s a schlock,
There’s not even a match!
Surge is working, or so I’ll say, then by June;
They’ll play my tune,
The rest I’ll dispatch!

Better warn her,
Mitt Romney can’t deliver,
He sends a quiver
To me!
It’s my time! What a thrill.
I will call Medicaid a Socialist bill,
The right will be there!

Terrorism, Elitism we will cry,
I’m your guy, The left thinks I’m a square!
So start your drumming,
Cause I’m the second coming!
My time!
I’ll forget those who teach,
I’ll slander and call it freedom of speech,
America First.. .

Lieberman (To the tune of Maria)
(spoken)
Lieberman . . .
(sings)
The most conservative Dem I have heard:
Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman . . .
All of my claims of Bipartisanship in a single word . .
Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman, Lieberman . . .
Lieberman!
I just got endorsed by Joe Lieberman,
And suddenly his vote
Has taken a new note
To Jews.
Lieberman!
I've just got endorsed by Joe Lieberman,
And suddenly I hear
Yiddish in my ear
Oy Vey!
Lieberman!
If it works, I’ll sing Hava Nigila,
If it fails, I’ll have a Tequila.

Lieberman,
I'll never stop thanking Joe Lieberman!

The most conservative Dem I have heard.
Lieberman.
 

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