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K-Tel Presents

Where were you in 1972? Do you remember the Watergate? How about Iran Contra? Now K-Tel is offering these and many other great Republican Scandals for the amazing price of $9,99.

You get Jack Abramoff pleading guilty to conspiracy, fraud and tax evasion. And who can forget Scooter Libby being convicted of perjury? How about those Romantic days with Paul Wolfowitz, who arranged for his girlfriend to get a generous salary from the World Bank.

That's not all, if you order now you can also hear Armstrong Williams on the radio or Jeff Gannon being chosen over Helen Thomas to ask a question at a press conference.

Those days may soon be over, but the memories can live on forever. Just call the number across the bottom of your screen.

http://slate.com/features/2007/scandal_guide/scandalmap.html

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growingoldest
Nov. 14th, 2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
I'm supporting Palin's run for the Presidency in 2012. I've donated all of my Cover Girl cosmetics to the RNC, along with my collection of Barbie dolls and clothes--in case Sarah-girl breaks her mirrors, she can just hold up one of the dolls and see her reflection. I'm sure if she puts her ear to a Ken doll, she'll hear the ocean. Also, I have a few feather boas that would provide great accents to her dull-as-freakin-Dole wardrobe. Finally, I've arranged a series of dates between her and Sean Hannity, but I wonder: Do different types of poop mix?
I'm being a bad little Bodhisattva today...
jellomarx
Nov. 14th, 2008 11:21 pm (UTC)
I think that Sean and Sarah use the same hairdresser.
growingoldest
Nov. 15th, 2008 03:41 am (UTC)
Or at least the same mousse...

Quick! Shoot it!
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