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They saw me coming!

 I just returned from having my car serviced.   These guys could tell me anything,  I have no idea what they're talking about.

                                                 " Sir, your backslam is overheating.  It must be replaced, along with your typenail."

                                             " Is it typical that a typenail, goes so soon?  I thought that they had corrected that problem on the newer models."


It's important that they don't realize that I'm ignorant about cars.

Computer Geeks speak a language that I'm convinced they don't even understand.

The tech who worked on my computer told me that I needed a new Frumpsh.    That's a nice name.   I wonder what a Frumpsh is?   I didn't let him know that I didn't know.    If he knows that you don't know, he can charge you anything!

                                               "Jello...Your Frumpsh is out of RAM."

                                               "Really,  I thought that I had purchased an extra large Frumpsh."

                                               "Size doesn't really matter."

But, Doctors are the best!    I have no clue what their talking about.    I think they're being honest with me.   I just saw my Doctor.  Nothing serious.   He said that I have an overactive Humperdink!  He doesn't think insurance will cover this.   I wonder if this runs in my family?

 

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