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How to get the most responses

Taken from Today's New York Post.

An Israeli Illegal Immigrant who while in Israel was a well known Abortion Doctor was arrested yesterday along with his transgendered, transsexual, transparent, transported spouse.   The Zionist, who is a well known opponent of the right to bear arms was taken immediately to Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

It is not known whether this socialist will be given the right to counsel.

It is also rumored that this well known Atheist once passed Bill Ayers on the street.

At this time this reporter cannot confirm or deny the report that Sarah Palin's daughter is having his love child.   The couple met while hunting baby Polar Bears.   The child was allegedly conceived while on a conference of scientists who are against stem cell research.

This reporter has scheduled an interview with the Doctor at next weeks rally in favor of climate change.

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xforge
Dec. 28th, 2008 03:33 pm (UTC)
I don't think it'll do as well as "Tara's Lesbian Spell on Willow," a thread in the Buffy group on Usenet which lasted over nine months and somewhere more than 1100 posts. Incroiable.

jellomarx
Dec. 28th, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
I don't think that I can compete.
rob_t_firefly
Dec. 28th, 2008 04:01 pm (UTC)
Obviously, this is all somehow Obama's fault.
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