jellomarx (jellomarx) wrote,
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Spray Hair in a Can

 
I am Bald
Bald I am
 
That Bald-I-am!
That Bald-I-am!
I do not like that Bald-I-am!
 
Do you like 
spray hair in a can?
I do not like them, Bald-I-am.
I do not like
spray hair in a can.
 
Would you like this 
hair over there?
 
I would not like this 
hair over there.
It would make folks stop and stare
 
I do not like
combed over hair.
I want no one to stop and stare.
 
Would you try a new hair weave?
Look how nice it looks on Steve.  
 
I do not like that
look on Steve
To me it makes me 
want to heave.
I do not like to 
wear fake hair.
I do not like it when folks
stare.   
I do not like
spray hair in a can.
I do not like it, 
Bald-I-am.
 
Would you wear a hat
made of foil?
Surely your head would never
spoil.      
 
Not a hat made of foil
I’d rather drink cod liver oil.
Not even a weave.
It will make me heave.
I will not wear hair that is fake.
I want you please give me a break.
I do not like spray hair in a can.
I do not like them, Bald-I-am. 
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