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Cunundrum

You're in a house of ill repute. If your wife finds out she'll divorce you and take half of your money.

In the next room you hear barnyard animals and a familiar voice. You realize that it's Sean Hannity and a goat.

You put on your Donald Duck mask, that you always carry with you, burst in and take a picture.

Do you 1) Do nothing, because it will cause you a divorce, 2) Sell the pictures to the National Enquirer for $5,000,000.00. Give half to your wife as a settlement. 3) Take the Goat out to dinner.

This actually happened to a friend of mine.

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growingoldest
Mar. 1st, 2009 07:43 am (UTC)
I have got to know: Was your friend the one with the mask, the one providing the service or the goat? I know it sure as heck wasn't Sean Oddity.
jellomarx
Mar. 1st, 2009 01:13 pm (UTC)
Another twist in the story.
wastingmythyme
Mar. 1st, 2009 04:51 pm (UTC)
Maybe Sean Hannity was making goat sounds. Either way, I'm sure your wife would understand since you were doing this for patriotic reasons.
jellomarx
Mar. 1st, 2009 06:15 pm (UTC)
I never said it was me. I never carry a Donald Duck Mask. I carry a Daffy Duck Mask.
wastingmythyme
Mar. 1st, 2009 06:22 pm (UTC)
Sure, I understand....your friend.
How could I have made such a mistake?

jellomarx
Mar. 1st, 2009 06:28 pm (UTC)
I suppose that you think that I decided to take the Goat out to dinner. Baaah!
wastingmythyme
Mar. 1st, 2009 06:32 pm (UTC)
Now that you mentioned it, could be. You didn't say if the goat was male or female....ask your friend and get back to me.
luckycee
Mar. 1st, 2009 08:59 pm (UTC)
The money! Take the money!
jellomarx
Mar. 1st, 2009 09:01 pm (UTC)
What's behind curtain # 3, Monte.
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