jellomarx (jellomarx) wrote,
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Cunundrum

You're in a house of ill repute. If your wife finds out she'll divorce you and take half of your money.

In the next room you hear barnyard animals and a familiar voice. You realize that it's Sean Hannity and a goat.

You put on your Donald Duck mask, that you always carry with you, burst in and take a picture.

Do you 1) Do nothing, because it will cause you a divorce, 2) Sell the pictures to the National Enquirer for $5,000,000.00. Give half to your wife as a settlement. 3) Take the Goat out to dinner.

This actually happened to a friend of mine.
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