In the next room you hear barnyard animals and a familiar voice. You realize that it's Sean Hannity and a goat.
You put on your Donald Duck mask, that you always carry with you, burst in and take a picture.
Do you 1) Do nothing, because it will cause you a divorce, 2) Sell the pictures to the National Enquirer for $5,000,000.00. Give half to your wife as a settlement. 3) Take the Goat out to dinner.
This actually happened to a friend of mine.