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The right sings a new Toon

On that infamous morning in July, 2011, people did not realize what the combination of Disney and Pixar had created.  “Who shot Roger Rabbit ?” had become real.  This was the ultimate in animation.  The cartoons were alive.
 
The religious right first cried foul.  “You’ve created life. As I said, my friends, this was what I predicted from Stem Cell research.” Rush Limbaugh, complained.   But, the ultimate foul, Foghorn Leghorn said, 
 
“Lookit here son, I say son, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.”
 
Limbaugh wasn’t sure what Foghorn meant by that, but he figured anything that could turn Rhode Island Red was alright by him.
 
Soon thereafter Ann Coulter was seen dating Popeye.  When interviewed by Fox news about his new relationship, Popeye said, “Shiver me timbers, I mistooken her for Olyves.”
 
I an interview with Elmer Fudd, Sean Hannity commented about Fudd’s resemblance to former Vice President Cheney.
 
“Thank you vewwy much, Sean.  Now, I must go an shoot that Wascally Wawyer,” said Fudd.
 
The EIB network hired Daffy Duck for an afternoon drivetime show.  “Mickey Mouse thould either put on a pair of pants or be arrethed for indethenthy.” 
 
What the future holds, nobody knows.  Republican Presidential hopeful said that if she were President she “would capture that Road Runner dead or alive!”
 
Th th that’s all folks. 

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cathy_edgett
Mar. 25th, 2009 04:03 am (UTC)
Very funny!! You are so creative!
growingoldest
Mar. 26th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
Who else can write in a true toon dialect?

More likely to confuse Ann Coulter with Cruella Deville.

Sounds like Limbaugh was spaced out on More drugs.

It's amazing Daffy Duck survives around repubs. Look at what Sarah Palin did with that poor turkey.



jellomarx
Mar. 26th, 2009 03:11 pm (UTC)
I wite how I thpeak.

Th Th Thank you werry werry much!
growingoldest
Mar. 26th, 2009 03:16 pm (UTC)
You cwazy. I like it.

Can just imagine a bad courtroom scenario. NY defense attorney as Elmer Fudd. Judge laughs prosecution out of the room. Prosecutor just says, "Beep, Beep!" and runs.
jellomarx
Mar. 26th, 2009 03:19 pm (UTC)
Great idea. Can I work on it?
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