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Not Such a Righteous Brother

Good Evening all you great Americans. This is Sean Hannity reporting from the courthouse where Rock and Roll icon, Phil Spector, has just been found guilty of murder.

As always, we here at Fox News will look at this from a different perspective. We will of course, be fair and balanced.

We want to know, what did the President know and when did he know it. It is a well known fact that this President is a fan of The Ronnettes. Fox news has discovered that the lead singer of the Ronnettes, one Ronnie Spector was once married to Phil Spector. How long did you think you could hide that secret, Mr. President?

Is the President a fan of a cold blooded killer? As we have previously revealed, Vice President Biden, is a fan of The Little Rascals. Murderer, Robert Blake was a Little Rascal.

Isn't it time to appoint a special prosecutor, to investigate the administration's connections with known criminals?

Mr. Obama, America has lost. that loving feeling.

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valknott
Apr. 14th, 2009 12:44 pm (UTC)
And Phil Spector did the recording for George Harrison's "Concert for Bangladesh." Bangladesh? A Muslim country? Barack HUSSEIN Obama? A Muslim middle name? We at Fox Noise don't have to connect these dots for you, do we?

;-)
wibblywobbly
Apr. 14th, 2009 01:13 pm (UTC)
Now Ted Turner - one of those people that wants you to give up your SUV while he flies around in a jet - has a movie channel called Turner Classic Movies. They are always showing the move "The Towering Inferno" which stars OJ SIMPSON! OJ SIMPSON! What has Barack Hussein Obama done about this? Yet he wants to shut down Fox News because it's tells the truth.
rob_t_firefly
Apr. 14th, 2009 02:18 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, brilliant!

I'll bet the real Fox News are angry that you scooped them on this.
wastingmythyme
Apr. 14th, 2009 06:19 pm (UTC)
Ahhhh, I knew I would find this here. Glad you started to write again........M
jellomarx
Apr. 14th, 2009 06:21 pm (UTC)
I haven't lost that writing feeling.
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