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The true story of the Tower of Babel

The truth is that at the Tower of Babel, God only created 2 languages, Male and Female. The others evolved over time when people realized how ridiculous, "It's Female to me." sounded.

Genesis Chapter 11

1 And the whole earth was of one language and of one speech. And Man and Woman were at peace and understood each other.

2 And it came to pass, as they journeyed east, that they found a plain in the land of Shinar; and they dwelt there. And Man was contented. He had his Beer, his Reclining chair, and on Sundays football. But Woman wanted more.

3 And they said one to another: 'Come, let us make brick, and burn them thoroughly.' And they had brick for stone, and slime had they for mortar. And it was carved into Man’s “honey-do” list. And there it remained, unmolested for fours and ten.

4 And they said: 'Come, let us build us a city, and a tower, with its top in heaven, and let us make us a name; lest we be scattered abroad upon the face of the whole earth.' So Man and Woman applied, at Shinar Equities, for a home equity line of credit.

5 And the LORD came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of men builded.
But he couldn’t find comparable properties for his appraisal.

6 And the LORD said: 'Behold, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is what they begin to do; and now nothing will be withholden from them, which they purpose to do.
And the Lord invented HDTV for the Woman, and MLBTV for the Man, but limited them to one Television set.

7 Come, let us go down, and there confound their language, that they may not understand one another's speech.' And the Lord had the Woman speak in languages unknown. She would talk in words foreign to the Man, such as shopping and cuddling.

8 So the LORD scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth; and they left off to build the city. But because of the shopping and the need for a second Television Set, Man and Woman had to take out a second home equity line of credit.

9 Therefore was the name of it called Babel; because the LORD did there confound the language of all the earth; and from thence did the LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth. And he gave the Woman a telephone so she could Babel to others in common language, and leave the man alone in his shorts to watch Philistines called The Giants, emit foul odors every Sunday.


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Jan. 1st, 2010 12:09 am (UTC)
Clever, as always!! A good way to enter the New Year, with a smile and a stir of the brain!

Happy 2010!
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