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K-Tel Presents....

K-Tel Records Presents, The Neocons sing their greatest hits. You’ll get Lou Dobbs and the Birthers singing Immigration, (Sung to the tune of Satisfaction).

I don’t want no Immigration,
I don’t want no Immigration.
'Cause Im here and I’m here and I’m here and I’m here.
I don’t want no, I don’t want no.

Yes they’re all here in this one fabulous J-Tel Collection. Sarah Palin and the Palin family singing “I See Russia.” (Sung to the tune of “I feel pretty.”)

I see Russia,
Big, Bad Russia,
I see Russia and Russia sees me!
And I would have crushed her
If you had elected me to be VP.

I’m for drilling,
Lots of drilling
It's thrilling how drilling can be!
So the drilling
Will escalate if you elect me.

I’m the beauty Queen from the Bering Strait:
I got my make up and clothing for free.
Free for a pretty face,
Free for a pretty dress,
Free for a pretty smile,
Free for a pretty me!

I am running
And campaigning,
I’m debating and relating with joy,
While I slander
The Ex-Senator from Illinois!

Children
This is my Mother the Former Running Mate,
The most powerful Mom on the ice
She approves of her children who procreate,
As long as we don’t use a Birth Control Device.

She should’ve been the VP.
She’d be one heartbeat away.
If she had been the VP,
Noone would disobey.

Where we live you need heat
Cause it’s zero degrees,
We get Polar Bear meat,
From our local Hardees.

In school we should read the Bible now
Send for Hannity!
Here are the books that she’ll disavow They violate Christianity!

She once was obscure,
But now she’s maligned,
She’s going on tour
Leaving Dad in a bind!

Sarah
I see Russia,
Big, bad Russia
They despise us because we are free.
Salt Lake City
Is full of real Americans, like me.

Children
Ma ma ma ma . . .

Sarah
It stopped snowing,
It is sunny,
It’s so sunny and it’s only July,
It’s so sunny,
That my parka is nearly dry!

Children
Ma ma ma ma . . .

Sarah
I can see the KGB from the Bering Strait:

Children
What KGB where?

Sarah
You know that he’d rather be free.

Children
Which? What? Where? Whom?

Sarah
Free for a pretty face,
Free for a pretty dress,
Free for a pretty smile,
Free for a pretty me!

Children
Free for a pretty me!

ALL
I was running
To be the first female Pres, you see
It’ll be stunning when I get to see,
the expression
On the face of Hillary C!

And if you act now, you get this special bonus track, from Annie and the Teabaggers.
(Sung to the tune of “Wouldn’t it be Loverly.”)

All I want is a Jew somewhere,
Far away from the Purim fair.
Reciting the Lords Prayer,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
No more Matzoh for them to eat,
No more rules against Milk and Meat,
My God, my rules, complete,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Aow, so loverly it’ll be controlling Capital Hill.
I would never rest until
We deported Hill and Bill.
All would follow my decree,
No one left who could disagree,
this is the land of the free,
Aow, wouldn't it be loverly?
Loverly, loverly, loverly, loverly

Hurry, Call today. Operators are standing by.

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cathy_edgett
Jan. 5th, 2010 05:49 pm (UTC)
Wow, clever and it feels so sadly true that it doesn't come across as funny to me, which, perhaps is the point. You make your point well and it is a sobering one, painful, in fact. The last one feels especially painful. Perhaps, right now, it is hard for me to find humor in what is going on, and again, you are clever in what you do.
countfroggy
Jan. 6th, 2010 03:02 am (UTC)
Ahh - hits the spot!
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