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In order to keep the peace, President Obama nominated Sarah Palin for the Supreme Court. Following Republican guidelines Sarah Palin opposed it.

Republican Platform 2010- Smaller Government- In coordination with their goal of a smaller Government, Senator Mitch McConnell announced that when they win back the Senate and the House The White House will be moved to a Port-O-San outside of Tulsa, Oklahoma.

The White House announced that they will invite Sasha's entire third grade class to play on the White House Lawn in celebration of her Ninth Birthday. Representative Michelle Bachmann, outraged by this announcement, stated that all parents should keep their children home, claiming that this is a plot to count children, whose parents don't want them included in the census.

When a Polar Bear was found walking the streets of Newark, New Jersey, former Vice President Al Gore,declared that this is indisputable evidence of climate change. The Republican response given by Sarah Palin, from her tropical, beach front Vacation resort, Club Med, Alaska, "This is irresponsible rhetoric on the part of the Democrats. Anyway, there's no place like Nome."

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cathy_edgett
Apr. 12th, 2010 03:14 pm (UTC)
This is great. If only it weren't so close to the truth. :)
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