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They Saw me coming!

I recently had my car serviced. These guys could tell me anything, I have no idea what they're talking about.

" Sir, your backslam is overheating. It must be replaced, along with your typenail."

" Is it typical that a typenail, goes so soon? I thought that they had corrected that problem on the newer models."


It's important that they don't realize that I'm ignorant about cars.

Computer Geeks speak a language that I'm convinced they don't even understand.

The tech who worked on my computer told me that I needed a new Frumpsh. That's a nice name. I wonder what a Frumpsh is? I didn't let him know that I didn't know. If he knows that you don't know, he can charge you anything!

"Your Frumpsh is out of RAM."

"Really, I thought that I had purchased an extra large Frumpsh."

"Size doesn't really matter."

But, Doctors are the best! I have no clue what their talking about. I think they're being honest with me. I just saw my Doctor. Nothing serious. He said that I have an overactive Allibixcus! This in turn has caused a dysfunction in my Splectix, which caused my phlonton to overflow. He doesn't think insurance will cover this. I wonder if this runs in my family?


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