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Conspiracy Theories

There's a lot of spin going on, I told you yesterday, about Al Qaeda plan to release their first full length feature film called, "Weekend at Osama's"

There's also a DJ in Detroit who says if you play his last video backwards, you can hear the works, "I buried Osama."

Witnesses to bin Laden's killing claim to have heard a second shot from a grassy knoll in Dallas. This is being investigated, even though the shooting was in Pakistan.

Oliver Stone is believed to be working on his own theory involving Cuban Nationals. It seemed that they had scheduled a ballgame against the Nationals in Havana Castro didn't want to be embarrassed by losing the game, so he had their pitcher killed.

There's a theory out of London that he was killed by the British Royal Family, to stop the problem created by being a Prince Charles look alike.

Another theory out on London is that he was partying with the Stones, and choked on a Ham Sandwich.

There's also the belief that he wanted a preview of the 72 virgins. When the first virgin uncovered her face, he had a heart attack and died.

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