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A Republican candidate named Bachmann
had married herself a quack man
he thought that he could cure
all that he thought was impure
he should have looked in the next sack man.

From Georgia we have Newt
Who's own horn he'll often toot
he speaks of his morals
and give himself laurels
when with a stranger in his birthday suit.

Out of Boston comes Mitt
to figure him out would cause a fit
when he was Gov
health care he did love
and now he's full of shit

Now dear old Herman Cain
the woman cause him pain
Is it his fault that his zipper
can't control his big dipper?
They've caused him quite a strain.

Let us not forget the man from Texas
Who shows concern for the sexes
he'll eliminate departments
make sure men don't share apartments
if he'd only remember all that perplexes

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