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The Republican Hillbillies

Come and listen to a story about a man named Mitt
A poor governor who barely gave a shit,
Then one day he was straddling a fence,
Then to him his health care bill no longer made sense.

Insurance that is
For Young and old
Will cease to be.

Well the Mitt’s friend Newt’s a millionaire,
Kinfolk said "Newt your wife has got own health scare,”
Said "Leave her now for one who’s healthy as can be"
So he left for a newer one, and thought he acted cleverly.

Family values, that is
Heterosexual
Three wives.

Well now soon we’ll say good bye to Mitt and Newt agin.
Michelle and them would like to thank you folks fer not living in sin.
You're all invited back again for Fox morality
As long as you never practice homosexuality

Republican they is. No stem cell. Turn the News off

Y'all come back now, y'hear?


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