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Imagine if this were the problem that the Tin Man sought the help of the Wizard with.

When a man is less than el dente
He could be a malconte
But yet my life is marred
Just because of imperfection, that I can’t get an erection
Oh I wish I could get hard.

I’d be ver-ile, not be ster-ile and never need apparel.
Cause of my imaginary part
I’d be friends with the hookers, and all those Club med bookers
If I only could get hard.

Picture me, big as a Christmas tree
A soft voice from below
“One more time stud, and keep it slow!”

She said “repeat”
How sweet!

Just to rub on sexy lotion, feel the rumbles of the motion
And always feel that hard
I’d no longer be called flipper, and certainly not the little dipper
If I only could get hard.

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