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Due to personal circumcision

Businesses closed throughout the land
bookstores and hardware stores
and custard’s  last stand

But books were not needed
For no one could read
it was not taught in school
it did not further our greed


Music and arts was kicked out the door
culture was something
we could now ignore

Grammar and spelling
Were the next two to crumble
“Irregardless’ and “alot”
Appeared in the daily Jumble             


So there was no surprise
when I read the decision
that the store had been closed                            
due to personal circumcision


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cathy_edgett
Dec. 6th, 2014 08:34 pm (UTC)
Unbelievable! :-)
ygrii_blop
Dec. 7th, 2014 04:55 am (UTC)
Ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

I mean, ha ha ha ha haaaaa!</p>

That was good, man.

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