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Dear Diary 
  
I went back to that bar where I met Jesus and Abe.   I was hoping to meet Jesus again, he wasn't there.  I don't know about him.  Some guy named Judas was looking for him to give him a kiss.  That explains a lot!

I did meet some interesting people.   Some of the people had strange names.   The first guy who tried to pick me up was named Caligula.  The things that he wanted me to do!   I told him,  I'm not that kind of girl!

Then I met this funny little bald man in a diaper.   I think that his name was Gandhi.   He's coming over next week.  I think that we're just going to be friends.  I'm going to cook him dinner.   I wonder if he likes Steak.

Tiffany liked this short man with a funny haircut named Moe.   He was there with two buddies.  All of the guys loved them,  but I didn't like them at all.  They kept throwing pies at everyone and poking each other in the eyes.   I don't understand boys.

Then there was this lady Marie, who kept wanting everybody to eat cake.   I looked for the cake, but I couldn't find any.  I think that she must have owned a bakery.

I made a new friend.   She called herself Tsarina Catherine the Second.  I think that we're going horseback riding next week.   I'm looking forward to it,  she says that she loves to get mounted!

 
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