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Chapter 4

“TEA PARTY” CONGRESSMEN ANNOUNCE PARENTHOOD AMENDMENT.

Two “Tea Party” CongressmanTodd Akin of Missouri and Richard Mourdock , of Indiana on January  5, 2011 called for a Constitutional Amendment stating that life begins at Ejaculation. This amendment would outlawin vitro fertilization, stem cell research, contraception, masturbation and nighttime emissions. The “Personhood” amendment would define each sperm cell an individual life.

When asked about the practicality of banning nighttime emissions or “wet dreams” Representative Akin said “If his thoughts are pure, the male body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down.”

Representative Mourdock, said that he thought long about the issue of Masturbation, and finally concluded that, “Because God killedOnanfor‘spilling his seed,’ we must follow God's example."

Protests rang out from many sources. Playboy magazine founder, Hugh Hefner, stated that “it is clearly a violation of the right to privacy.” Philip Roth, author of “Portnoy’s Complaint” stated that “this will have a deleterious effect on the sale of liver.”

Presidential Candidate, Rick Santorum, supporting the amendment, stated “Is it wiggling a tail. If it is, ergo, it is life.”

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