?

Log in

No account? Create an account

Previous Entry | Next Entry

More dieting

I just heard the funniest thing! A young lady in my office talked about a wonderful meal of Cauliflower.  She failed to see the humor.

A wonderful meal is a loaf of bread, shrimp cocktail, 16 ounce steak, ice cream and coffee. Maybe even a glass of wine. I joined weight watchers today. I found out that the cheeseburger that I had for lunch was 11 points. Now what do I do? I'm allowed 30 points a day. I've already had 16.5. The choice is dinner or a bag of Milano cookies which is waiting for me at home.

My wife is a great cook. She also is a healthy cook. Therefore, my weight problem came from outside activities with my friends Ben and Jerry.

I don't understand people who can only have one cookie. One bag full maybe, but not one cookie. Those people are clearly un-American!! They should be deported to some thin country.

It's Holiday Season. Every day we will have delivered Bagels from Zabars, Cookies from the bakery, Candies from Lindt. Say Hallelujah!!

Wait a minute. I have to avoid all these things this year. I'd prefer coal in my stocking.

Jello

Profile

jellomarx
jellomarx

Latest Month

February 2018
S M T W T F S
    123
45678910
11121314151617
18192021222324
25262728   

Tags

Powered by LiveJournal.com
Designed by Tiffany Chow