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Bushisms

Many people feel that our illustrious President isn't very bright. I'm going to let you decide, through his own words.


1) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

Well, he stated his intention clearly and few would debate that he's been successful in his endeavors.

2) "Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country." —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004

Is this covered by Health Insurance?

3) "There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." —Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

I would never have suspected that our President was a fan of The Who.

4) "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy.

5) "Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!" —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration's failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents' Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

This is so reprehensible that I can't even make a joke about the statement.

6) “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we'll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

That's good enough for me. How about you?

7) "Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed." —speaking underneath a "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

See the comment for number 5 above.

8) "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn't do my job." —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

Delusions of Grandeur.

9) "I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace." —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

Similar to the Florida election results in 2000. When they voted for Gore they were really voting for Bush.

10)"I try to go for longer runs, but it's tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It's sad that I can't run longer. It's one of the saddest things about the presidency." —interview with "Runners World," Aug. 2002

I wonder how the families of our soldiers feel about this.

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wibblywobbly
Apr. 30th, 2008 03:25 am (UTC)
USA! USA! USA!
what's scary is that this is only the tip of the iceberg.
jellomarx
Apr. 30th, 2008 12:51 pm (UTC)
Re: USA! USA! USA!
These would be funny if he weren't President.
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