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I Don't Get It!

There are things in life that I don't understand.

1) You live in New York.  Why are you eating a bagel from Dunkin  Donuts?  Every corner of the City or the Island has what the locals think is the greatest Bagel Shop in the world. Dunkin Donuts is Dreck!  Get a real bagel.  Try some Lox on it!

2) The same goes for Pizza.  Why in New York does anybody buy Pizza from Pizza Hut or Dominos.  That's called Pizza in Omaha,  Nebraska.  In New York it has to be owned by someone who reeks of garlic.

3)  I recently rediscovered a real barber.  He uses a blade to clean my neck works diligently.   He's also cheaper than Super Cuts.  I don't have much hair left,  no need for a stylist.   Don't go to Super Cuts.  Go to a barber.

4) Long Island is a Cultural Desert within a Cultural Oasis.  when I first came out here in 1974,  I was shocked that my new friends hadn't seen a broadway Show, hadn't gone to the Met etc...Little has changed in 34 years.  Folks get on the LIRR go to the theater, go to a museum.  It won't kill you.

Ah, to hell with it, do as you please.  You'll never know what you're missing.
 

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wibblywobbly
Jun. 3rd, 2008 12:28 am (UTC)
I cosign all four of your points.

Dunkin Donuts is terrible.
jellomarx
Jun. 3rd, 2008 01:12 am (UTC)
good coffee! how long is dice-k out for?
wibblywobbly
Jun. 3rd, 2008 01:22 am (UTC)
15 day DL. I'm more concerned about (lack of) hitting right now.

I gave up on Dunkin Donuts when it was mandated that the human robots ask you "something to eat with that" every single time you went there
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