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Truss and Estates

The slumping economy had taken a considerable bite out of Gary Gonif’s practice. He had to do something. He had heard about Craigslist and thought that he might take a chance and advertise there.

He carefully studied all the other ads, and decided that his must be unique in order to catch the attention of potential clientele. But he mis-posted the ad in the erotic section. Not having had too much experience in the world of advertising his ad was a bit awkward. He also never checked for spelling errors.

45 year old Attorney into Truss and Estates, seeking new clientele for a unique

Romp through the world of Estate Planning. Call Gary Gonif at 555-4587 for

a legal adventure unlike any other.

The next morning when Gary reached his office. He was pleased to see that his telephone was lit up. He immediately checked the messages. The first message was from a woman with a Russian accent named Bitsy.

"Hello, my name is Bitsy, I know that ve vill like each other, I just have two qvestions. Do you offer full service? And do I have to bring my own truss?"

Gary was a bit confused. What kind of Lawyer doesn’t offer full service? If she already had a trust what did she need him for? He figured that he needed the money so he’d call her anyway.

Gary: Hello, Bitsy, this is Gary Gonif returning your call. What can I do for you?

Bitsy: Hello baby, it’s vhat I can do for you. You mention Truss in your ad. Vould you like me to bring it vith me?

Gary: Sure, I’d be happy to be of service to you. Please remember to bring the retainer.

Bitsy: I don’t have one handy, but if that is what vill make you happy, Bitsy will get it.

The appointment was scheduled for 4:00 P.M.

At 4:00 promptly in walked this beautiful, exotic woman with knee high boots and a raincoat. After some preliminary discussion Gary left to get his secretary Stella to take notes. Bitsy thought, "That’s a first."

Stella is a 62 year old grandmother who has worked for Gary for 20 years.

When they return, Bitsy has taken off her overcoat and is standing in a red Dominatrix costume with a whip in her hand.

Stella indignantly shouts at Gary, "You said that only I would get to wear that outfit, I quit!"

At which point she storms out the door.

Gary chases behind her yelling. "Stella, Stella, Stella!"


( 5 comments — Leave a comment )
Jul. 31st, 2008 01:55 pm (UTC)
lol. Nice! :)
Jul. 31st, 2008 01:58 pm (UTC)
How was the test?
Jul. 31st, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
Hard to say, to be honest.... I'm very happy with how I did on the Multistate Practice Test, the MBE (multiple choice) seemed to not be too horrible, but the MD essay section, well, it's just hard to judge. I put down a coherent answer for each question, but did I put down what they were looking for? That's the question. :P I'll find out on November 7th. Blah. :P
Jul. 31st, 2008 02:39 pm (UTC)
The end left me hanging a bit but the humor is there. Clearly, you need to get out more. A secretary that where dominatrix outfits and takes steno? Not sure that exits
Jul. 31st, 2008 02:44 pm (UTC)
I had no idea how to end it and I had to write an affidavit for our mutual client, so I rushed it.
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