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Top Ten Reasons why MCCain chose Palin

10) Save money on the Electric Bill. She’s accustomed to working in the dark for 6 months at a time.

9) Cheaper haircuts than Mitt Romneys.

8) Dog Sleds are cheaper to run then limousines.

7) She looks better in a dress the Rudy Giuliani does.

 

6) She has five kids, named Groucho, Chico, Harpo, Zeppo and Gummo.

5) She’s the first female candidate for any office that Oprah won’t invite on her show. Sparing us that scene.

4) Living in darkness is the first prerequisite to being Vice President.

3) He’s a big Monty Python fan.

2) If she ever becomes President, she’s better looking than Golda Meir, Indira Gandhi or Margaret Thatcher.

1) If she’s ever on a hunting trip, with instructions ro shoot a Lawyer, you know that she’ll do more then wound him.



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